ROAST MY MAPS · MEET CRISPY

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THE LOUISVILLE REALITY CHECK

We roasted 10
Louisville businesses.

45

AVERAGE SCORE OUT OF 100

WELL… THAT’S AWKWARD.
A LITTLE TOUGH LOVE

Great at your job.
How’s your Google profile?

We check the details customers see, compare you with nearby businesses, and tell it like it is.

Your review section might be a conversation with the mute button on.
Your update schedule might have entered witness protection.

A taste of the tone. Your roast uses your real profile data.

Real profile data
Roast the profile. Not the people.
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